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"DJulz's Vents"

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So this year, we decided to skip our usual Butterball Turkey and got a farm-fresh organic one from Delaware Chicken farm instead. All our friends kept telling us how much better...

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... "Complain about Goods and Services" month? This is the highest shopping period of the year. Can you guys make it easier to complain about my Thanksgiving turkey? (Which suck...

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Seriously - I wanted a 32" Samsung LCD TV. They're trying to sell me a Yoshitoshi 25" on Black Friday instead. I guess they're figuring that at 3am, my ability to reason would b...

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I saw Avatar in Imax 3-d. Thought it was amazing, and the best $30 (went with the girlfriend) I spent in 2010 so far. But I didn't go rent a megaphone to tell the world. Why is ...

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I've been brewing my own espresso for 7 days now, and this is easily going to be my easiest resolution to keep. Aside from the funky Indie-Tropical-Folk-Jazz and red wallpaper, ...

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First off, I own an iPhone 3G. I like it. But I don't love it. But I don't think Apple would do anything to improve it unless Droid gets popular. That's not new news, as they di...

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http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/08/holy-crap-this-is-awesome (Sorry I couldn't link to the film directly. Enjoy though...)

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I had to watch it. Twice. Better time spent than most movies I've seen recently. Bizarre. Brilliant. Ridiculous. Somehow shows Kanye's personal demons, yet I'm not sure I care a...

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"I thought they used rocks and dinosaur bones to make music back in your day, Grog?"

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And I need a creative way to tell him/her how much of a FUCKTARD COCKHOLE they were while I served under them. Suggstions?

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YOUR CAR IS NOT AN INVISIBILITY SHIELD.!!! I SAW YOU DIGGING FOR TREASURE, THEN EATING IT. IT LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED TO ADD SOME HORSERADISH AND TABASCO TO THAT OYSTER YOU PULLE...

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I'm not being anti-immigration. I'm an immigrant, and they're smart as heck. But I just miss office birthday parties, and donut-Fridays, and hitting up the bar after work. Contr...

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But only do ONE AT A TIME!!! I'm amazed - I think women are AT LEAST 8 times smarter than men. For real. They have 4 times as many processing threads in their heads as we do. I'...

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So lemme get this straight: you have since the launch of Windows XP back in '01 to figure out how to prevent your network and your browser from taking on viruses like a leper, a...

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WIth crappy pricing ($129 for unlimited), shoddy call quality (garbled/dropped calls), and no international SMS ($0.25 each send and receive), AT&T is making me HATE owning a mo...