Sister from H*ll

Apparently God decided to give me the biggest crazy bi**h ever as a sister. The nineteen years I've been on earth have been absolute h*ll. This bi**h is 24 and sits on her ass all day without a job, literally just lays in bed all day, but she's my parents favorite so she can do whatever the f*ck she wants. She bi**h*s about her weight and is constantly trying to convince me I'm fat, even though I actually have a healthy diet and exercise. She just knows I was bulimic for six years and she has this little chant, "Go throw up, go throw up, go throw up!" She f*ck*ng had a job before, but it was "beneath" her and she felt she was too good for it so she quit. I have to get up early every f*ck*ng morning for work but I can't sleep because she comes home drunk and cries "MOM!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!" all g*dd*mn night., which for some reason everyone thinks is HILARIOUS. WTF? She's been physically and verbally abusive to me my entire life. I hate this bi**h. She turns everything around and says she has every reason to hate me, but she doesn't. I wish she would just leave me the f*ck alone. I can't even be in the kitchen cooking because she comes up behind me and tells me to share, which I DON'T. It's funny because I have an okay body, a boyfriend, AND a job and she's still convinced I'm jealous of her, and she brags about it all the f*ck*ng time. She's a f*ck*ng loser with no friends, no boyfriend, and does NOTHING all day. She thinks she's so hot because she goes out to bars and has drunk sex with people. Yeah, right. All I want is for her to leave me the h*ll alone, and she just doesn't get it. If she stayed the f*ck out of my way and stopped talking to me and stopped trying to even be around me I would be fine. But she's so crazy and jealous that if I try to sit and have a conversation with my mom she will literally just come sit next to me and listen, to make sure no one is "stealing" her "mommy." WTF. Someone slap this bi**h across the face already. I would, but God forbid I hurt the little princess, I would get kicked out. Again.