Are You Serious?

Dude!? Do you really think that you're such a good father and husband that you should be an exception? Are you f*ck*ng kidding me? Look, we are all broke...including you! No one is able to buy gifts, but we make a way for the little ones...you are not a little one. The ironic thing is that you find money on your credit card to waste on whatever you deem important, but when a gift giving occasion pops up you claim broke BUT expect that you should be an exception for some reason. You should be the one adult to get a gift. Your son's birthday is coming up...what do you plan to get him? Nada I bet. I'm so curious to know why you consider yourself an exception. Wonder what b*llsh*t you're shoveling to your family to garner their sympathy. Truthfully, I don't care. I'm just curious.