Letter to Clingy Roommate

Oh, why must you be a clingy roommate?! I'm sorry, but I did not move in with you to make you my new best friend. I have a busy life with family and friends of my own. I don't need someone to constantly be asking me where I am going, where I went or why I'm never home... especially in the whiniest voice ever! And FYI, it's never okay to just invite yourself to go out with me and/or with my friends when an invitation was not extended to you. You need to get life of your own! I can't wrap my brain around what you see the purpose of your life is if you don't have personal relationships with friends or family, don't have career goals, and aren't passionate about anything in the world. I'm fine with you being like that, as long as you don't suck me down with you. You're a nice person, but the weirdness has got to stop. If I were dating someone like you, it'd already be over, and I'd already have broken up with you... Oh, why is it so difficult to find normal people?!