Tired of Gay Facebook Statuses

Girls, wtf is it with you and your gay facebook statuses? Like for instance, "OMG xoxoxo, going tanning 2day to look hawt 4 2nite...xoxoxo :) ♥♥♥♥".....don't you have anything better or more constructive to say? And most of the time, the bi**h*s who put these statuses up are either ugly as f*ck, have a midlife crisis, or are stuck up conceited bi**h*s with inflated opinions of themselves. Seriously, stfu and put write something more constructive. Thank you. Sincerely, Cornel, Tha Love Docta