My Dad is sooooo Embarrassing!
OMG my dad always embarrasses me in front of my boyfriend! He asks him the weirdest questions......like for instance he asked him once if he wipes himself well after using the bathroom, and another time asked him if he found my mom attractive....like, wtf!?!?!?!!? My dad listens to howard stern all the time and I swear I think he thinks he's howard stern sometimes. Not even once, but TWICE, it has happened where after dinner, he f*rt*d really loud in front of my boyfriend! I have noticed lately that my boyfriend doesn't want to come around the house as much, he tells me to go to his place now......I always ask him if it's because of my dad, but he tells me no.....I think he's not telling me just to keep things in harmony, but I really think my dad has scared him off. I just hope he knows that I am separate from my dad and I dont approve of my dad doing or saying those things. UGHHHHHH, FML. My dad says he's "just trying to initiate him into the family and make him comfortable".......ummmmm hello?!?!? Since when is asking dumb questions and f*rt*ng around somebody comfortable? It's disgusting and EMBARRASSING!




















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