Just tasted the worst pum pum ever
"over 1 year ago"
D**n yo all the listerine in the world can get this sh*% out my mouth. So I went to tequila ranch and met this FINE ass trini girl. I saw her dancing so I decided to holla at her and she was cool as h*ll, we was hitting it off I was grinding and she was liking it. We started making out, one thing led to the other and we went back to my crib. I started to smash and BAM, that pumpum was NASTY yo. It smelled and tasted like rotten roti mixed with heineken and curry, no lie. I d**n near vomited in her p*ssy, it was so nasty. I made up this lie that I had to wake up early for church so I could get the h*ll away from her, but she knew what was up.
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Add a Comment Give AdviceWow!! I'm soo sorry 4 ur bad experience, but d**n, y u gotta give bad PR to my company Tequila Ranch?? I'll buy u a drink on me..come back!!
thats what you get for having casual sex!!!!! dats nasty as h*ll!! How you gonna go eat some girl out that you JUST met!!! You ate that girl out... but how many dicks been in that poom poom???? ewwwww .... you don't need no d**n mouth wash.... you need a STD test!
And don't ever use CHURCH as an excuse to get out of a filthy situation homey!! again... DISGUSTING!!!!!
thats so dumb to be eating a woman out that u only met for the first time, dude who does that??? yuck
lololol haha
U smelt that pum pum and still smash it ..... under the oder.. u was really tusty
dud how you gonna f*ck that and you could smell her nasty ass you the nasty m*th*rf*ck*r for going through with it dude. that's a fail on your judgment and and your life homie. oh by the way heaven is right. you dont use god as an excuse to get out of swap p*ssy. tell her straight up, yo your p*ssy is really f*ck*ng tart and you should be ashamed of your self.