Skanky Cuban Chick at L'Boulevard Gave Me Crabs

OK I am p*ss*d. I went to L'Boulevard in Miami hoping to meet some fine ass chongas I could smash on the same night.....I met this fine ass chick named Yazmenia or some sh*% like that, sh*% got popping and we was back at her place after like an hour of grinding to reggaeton at the club. We had some BOMB ass sex, like she definitely lived up to Cuban girls reputation of being AMAZING. It's just that what happened a couple days afterwards was not so amazing. You see, this Yazmenia chick (I'm only saying her name so y'all can be warned) left me with a little parting gift....f*ck*ng crabs. I was itching like crazy, while at work, people was looking at me like I was retarded. Not itching as bad now but look. If y'all got something ladies, don't f*ck*ng spread that sh*%. Swear, y'all say dudes are bad, I didn't even know ladies could get crabs.....I found out the hard way, sh*%, clean yo coochies ladies, f*ck*ng nasty ass bi**h*s out there