They Need to Have Scales at Clubs

Seriously. I went to Passions at Hard Rock the other night and I SWEAR, 75% of the chicks there were fat as f*ck. Not only did that negatively affect my pimping the rest of the night (I was looking for a hot chonga I could smash), but I literally couldn't breathe because all the fat girls were taking up all the air. I mean, seriously, people at the door discriminate how people dress....if you're not dressed well, they don't let you in. Here's a novel idea - if you're over a certain weight, your fat butt ain't getting in either. It's a safety risk...let's say if some dood has asthma right. If he were at Passions the night I was there, homeboy would be reaching for his inhaler every 5 minutes. No lie. Or let's say there were a fire....just how the f*ck would they fit through the doors? Passions at Hard Rock is in South Florida....it's also summertime, hot weather, more sweat, more weight loss....these broads need to get with the program. So do the clubs, start weighing people before they enter....although it should be obvious.