Slutty Drunk White Girl Vomited on Me at Passions

WTF?! Why all this bad sh*% gotta happen to me? It was around 3:30 in tha morning, all I wanted to do was go home, when this drunk ass white girl came stumbling in front of me, and out of nowhere blecchhhhhh she blew mad chunks all over me. I was fresh and clean and was looking forward to going home to sleep wit my girl, and now I had vomit all over me and I smelled like sh*%. To top that off, when I walked to tha bathroom I slipped and fell on my ass I just wanted to get tha f*ck outta there, but d**n if I werent so tired, I woulda punched that f*ck*ng girl in the face. I don't give a f*ck that it was a girl, and It's ALWAYS the white girls who be doing crazy sh*% like that, getting mad drunk and puking and causing scenes at clubs. Probably won't go to passions again, where the good, classy, clubs at in south florida?!