Tired of My Bi**h and Her Constant Whining

If my f*ck*ng girl doesnt stop whinin about how Im always talking to girls at work and looking at other females, Im gonna kick that broad to the curb. Dont know how much clearer i can be. Can I help that I work at one of THE hottest nightclubs in Miami, with some of the finest bi**h*s around town? And can I help the fact that Im a perfect physical specimen, that all the ladies wanna touch? I mean I tell them that I have a girl, but they cant help but put their hands all over the Incident, and I mean ALL OVER, if you f*ck*rs know what I mean. It comes with the package when you date me, you gotta put up with sh*% that's just bound to happen whenever Im around, my d*ck is metal and all these broad's p*ss**s are magnets, what can I say. My girl needs to get a f*ck*n clue, quick.